O.M.G.
I update this more than Google+
I would murder for Chinese food.
I WILL make someone eat Chinese food with me today or tomorrow, whichever you consider Tuesday to be.
Because of I had someone order a drink for me via text I got put on time-out which I was able to negotiate down to time-out from manly glasses.
And this is why we’re friends
Text message exchange between me and Drew:
Drew: You ever going to get here? Preorder a knob creek kind of night?
Me: Bourbon on the rocks, shaken like a baby & if it’s not flammable, you’re wasting my time
Drew: 10-4
Drew: It’s shaken like Andrea Yates’ babies if she couldn’t find a bathtub.
